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Jilliums Hilliums @Emptygoddess

Age 39, Female

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I saw the word "prostitution," saw "22, female," and was about to ask for pics. But hen I saw it was about Brawl...
AND THAT'S TWICE AS COOL!!!
Alas, I don't have it personally...

(I still want pics, lol.)

There are many things we want we won't get. Believe me. I know. do you think anyone is going to really pay me to play them brawl? pffft.

Its going to be a problem i don't own a wii or brawl for that matter so i guess you can count me off for paying because even if i did own a wii and brawl i would play with my friends AND WOOP THEIR ASSES BITCH! nuff said

As it should be.

Get a job?

I have a few.

Paying to break chinaware like in Japan sounds like a cooler idea, more cost effective, and it'll relieve more stress.

God knows I'd get my ass handed to me for 12 bucks. That'd be lame.

Yes. Yes it would. You would be beaten easily, and with little effort, like a small doglike child.

your still an ass whore

No no, see, i'm not letting my ass be whored. That's the whole point.

heres some attention

enjoy

I'd rather have your money. But i'm thankful for what i can get.

Thats the worst deal ive ever seen, and ive seen some bad deals

Worse then the time that guy decided that he should pull a pin out of a grenade and see how long it took to go off.... for science?

i play with you, but i charge 24 dollars and play 15 minutes

Hrmmmmmmmmmm..... tempting. You drive a hard bargain. I will pay your charge, but for you, I'd have to up my own rate to 36 dollars and 8.5 minutes.

You must be fat.

horribly monstrously ginormously fat. Like once I was standing next to this fat person, and then, I ate them........ and i was still hungry.

I feel like creating a PayPal account, buying a Wii, and getting SSBB just so I can give you money and associate with someone as awesome as you are.

I doubt that. But if you really feel the need to, I can't stop you.

so then is $24 your hourly rate, or is the half-hour deal the only one you have?

Deals can always be made! Yay for deals!

Pics or it isn't true.

What isn't true? That I exist? That you exist? I am not going to post pictures of things just to make you feel more existentially viable. You have to get through this crisis of reality yourself.

my beef strong

Beef strong like rock. Rock heavy like beef.

I usually post a relevant comment, But instead id like to post a thanks to leob123, Getorix and LegendaryPope.

Why?

Because you posted somewhat stereotypical 12-year-old spammy comments. Normally this wouldn't earn you praise, but today it does. This is because, When I read your comments, and Emptys replies, I laughed. Not alot, but enough that I had to turn my head down to avoid being noticed as not working. And what did I see?

The iPod that has been missing for 3 months. Finally.

So many thanks, o shameless spammers. Thy hath saved me 100 some dollars.

I... probably should go back to work now. *Does so*

You should donate that money to give that ipod to the first hobo you see. Think of how all that inspirational music might turn their life around! I know when I'm a hobo I'll want an Ipod. No point being a hobo without portable music.

Well...12 dollars to play brawl is ...strange

You could get a CPU to play instead of another 12 bucks for half an hour.

You could work your ass off at 2 full-time jobs, a 1 full and 1 part.

But degrading yourself to violent prostitution??

That's just entertainingly disgusting!

But with seriousness, I don't think you'd get much, if any, of NG'ers to pay 12 bucks to play Brawl with some stranger. It just seems dumb.

No offense intended.

I take offense anyways. Mostly because offense is more fun then the other options. So no offense at me taking offense.

Most of the horny 13 year old zitpoppers on this site would pay that money anyway just to play against a girl : /

The problem of course with that, is do they have the money? and if they do, would they rather spend it on zit cream?

Also they can't be sure I'm a girl. This is the internet people. Gender is a fluid beautiful thing. One study suggested that there are no lesbians on the internet, and that all internet lesbian relationships are only guys pretending to be lesbians and not realizing the other one is doing the same thing.

I'm pretty sure that study was done by science for science. So you know it's legit.

Unfortunately, I'm broke...otherwise I would donate the 12 bucks and save myself from a brutal beating. I'd still give you the money though, only because I love you =)

Keep me in mind for when you're not broke. That way, you can then be like 'hmmmmm....' and at least consider me before blowing the money on bubblegum. (bubblegum is delicious.)

Wow - You, woman are a genius.

That seems a bit excessive. A genius is like whoever it was who first invented the idea of putting product logos and company logos on clothes.

Whoever realized, that humans are willing to pay companies, to walk around advertising for them, now that is a genius.

You will have to have your beef curtains removed before I ever play Brawl with you.

... uh... i..... uh.... yeah.... yeah! YEAH! EXACTLY!

I rofled.

That sounds painful. I'm sorry I did that to you.

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