HOLY SHIT woman, you are HILARIOUS.
lol i dont own a wii or brawl... tho i know ppl that do, tho they have freinds, so like yeah... ummmmmm yeah... do u like tacos?
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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Not particularly. I love bagel dogs though. Bagel + dog = yumyum.
I think people will pay the $12 just so they can play a female for once. Female is to the internet, as a black person is to a golf course.
That all depends... will you?
what thats real marketing if you ask me, whats next playing dungeons & dragon for a weekly fee?
I was thinking... getting people to pay me for cleaning my house.
Can't I just pay you for sex like a real prostitute?
You can pay me for it. We aren't going to HAVE it. But you can pay me for it.
get a better job!
Can I have yours? Death priest sounds like a really awesome job. "Oh father, you're here.... we really need.... father? father we need prayer... put that sword awa-AUGH!" and my work is done, OFF TO MY NEXT DEATH PREIST MOMENT! WORSH!
If I fought you it'd be on your terms with me as marth and you as your best character so I can get a little challange, winning time after time after time again does have its setbacks.
Hey, if you were paying me, it would be on whatever terms you want. I'm sure it would make no difference. I mean you are THE DEATH PREIST. What chance does a mortal have against.... the death priest.
Step 1 - Claim that you will play someone in Brawl for money
Step 2 - TBA
Step 3 - Profit
Finally! someone gets it!
that's awesome...
As the 87th zombie, your opinion warms my heart.
Double Tap Z or R to do a barrel roll :)
That would be useful information if I was in an R wing. As I'm not, it just makes me roll on the floor stupidly.
Haha, thats pretty awesome. Good show, good show. S'not a bad idea.
Thank you captain.
As soon as I saw this, I thought, this person MUST be copying South Park, for being payed to do stuff, except your prostitution is not accepting to do ridunkuous requests. Your prostitution is the best, cause it's (probably fun) and money. =D
South park is full of much wisdom. But no it didn't inspire this. I would suggest it though, if you want to learn, learn about life.
Novel, i'll give you that. but in a world of random online fight matchups (for free) you're getting priced way out of the market. You'd have to start paying people to fight you just to get some customers. Then where would you be?
Very poor. Also sad.
LOL the funny thing about this is, there is actually a service that does this! Although I forget the exact job title, it's something in japan only as far as I know... those crazy japs x.x
Really? That's uh..... crazy. Also, you're racist! (racism is fun.)
well, is better than work in McDonalds (DONT HAVE TO USE ANY STUPID "UNIFORM"!!!)
and you gonna make the same service for the Mario Kart or just for Brawl?
If I make money off brawl, I don't see why I wouldn't continue to attempt to make money for little work off other things.
Im not one to juge but come on now, I dont even own a wii but haveing people PAY you too play smb-brawl...Does that even work and who would pay to play?
I have no idea. But i've made about 48 bucks so far. People are crazy. I gotta say, I really don't mind.
When I saw prositute I was thinkin "This probably some bullshit of some sort" and then I saw Brawl for money. And thought "lol wtf?"
-___- what people will do for money.
Lots of things. Like prostitution.
"I don't even like sex when it's strictly for recreation".
What's wrong with a bit of the Olde Sexual Intercourse?
It's good for the soul!
A debaucerous bunk-up with the right person is what makes this terrible life worth living. And cuddles, too.
Kind of like the saying 'if you don't enjoy sex you aren't doing it right' which I've noticed only people who really really like sex say. So maybe they just don't realize that different people all enjoy different things. Some people enjoy drowning cats. Some enjoy building models. Some enjoy sex.
I don't.
12 dollars for half an hour is 24 dollars for a full hour. Considering the US minimum wage is 6.5 dollars/hour (if I'm not mistaken), 24 dollars per hour seems kinda steep. If you really want people to hire your gaming services, offer a fairer price.
No.
SLUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!
It's a fun word to say isn't it? Try saying it as much as you can. I like to walk down the street singing it.
Ar4chN1d
I read this and went ahead to read all your other entries.
And, i love you!
Not because you are a female (I know you're not. I think....)
And no, i'm not gay.
I love how you rip reality to bits and laugh at it
I'm not sure if that's what you are actually doing, I love it anyway
Emptygoddess
Don't worry. No one judges you on new grounds. We are a place of free love and calm rational thought here. Without bigotry or petty name calling.
But if you love me, I would like to point you in the direction of my previous post... true love, is worth five thousand dollars. Think about it.