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Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.

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Does anyone else hope to be taller then they are right now?

Posted by Emptygoddess - July 30th, 2007


I know that I stopped growing, long ago. Infact from enough distance away I look perfectly round. But it's hard to give up the dream of wishing to not be short. Not that i dream to be tall. I mean being tall is great and all, you can actually get things off shelves, you can pet short people as if they were dogs... lots of things. I don't really want to end up with that slight slouch in my shoulders tall people seem to get, probably from having to hunch over and see us mortal non tall people's faces.

No, I do not wish to be tall, simply taller then I am. I would prefer some magical method, perhaps finding a genie lamp and growing an inch or two is the only wish they can grant. Or some kind of rock, ware if i pick up the rock, i get taller. I wouldn't want the method of my size increasure to be technological. For one, science pretty much always hurts. To get taller I'd probably have to go through tremendous pain. Also, if it was tech, everyone would have the option, and once everyone had decided to get taller, I'd be in the exact same place i was before! Shortness is relative.

So one day, I want to be able to reach top shelves without the use of a stool, a steady dog, or a chair. Until that day, I can only gaze up at the clouds and hope. I have a feeling many people will be gazing up with me.

Aliens would also be an acceptable way to get taller. Not like through alien tech, but like if we run into a really short race of aliens, and they join human society. With a bunch of little green midgets walking around i would feel mighty tall indeed.

Does anyone else hope to be taller then they are right now?


Comments

I'm six foot seven. I can understand why you want to be taller, take it from me, being tall rocks.

You mock me with your size. If I ever meet you, please do not be alarmed if I'm trying to jab a knife into your knee, I have probably simply mistook you for a giant attempting to eat my village.

I'm about six foot one inch. Still too short for me. If I could be seven feet, that would kick ass.

Yeah, but then you'd be so tall that the rest of the world would be all small. Doorways and cars and women. All would be way to tiny for you.

Wait, we're talking about penises, right?

I really hope not. Ouch.

So.. how tall are you now?

about ... oh... this big.

I'm like 5'8, but I'm 15. Idk if I'm supposed to get taller or not. Just make lots of short friends.

How do you make a short friend? Does it involve an axe?

You must be the most articulate and poetic person on this site. Please post more of these!
(I'm 6'3" and wouldn't mind being shorter if that's any consolation).

You are very kind, but your size angers me.

Oh god yes i do.. and i will so its okie.

Both my dad and brother grew a foot in one year.. I gotta be patient but hope its soon. Im like 5' 4" right now :(

If you're lucky you can grow two feet, and then drive your father and brother into the ground with your massive fists (they will be like giant stone rocks).

... That was some surprisingly entertaining reading...
I too wish to be roughly one inch taller, but only so that I can feel slightly superior to my past selves once they finish inventing time machines.

Or you can just look back at them and laugh, as they can't even travel through time to attempt to stop you from being so tall.

I'm 14 years old and I'm around 5'7"/5'8"

I wish I were taller, yes. It'd be pretty cool.

You could always ware a traffic cone on your head and say its a skin condition. I did that for awhile. No one believed me, but they also didn't want to argue with the person who wore a traffic cone like a hat. so it worked out pretty well.

I would like to be short, cause I don't like being the tallest in my class

Well, think tiny thoughts. Focus on things that are really small. Like um............... most of the people who have responded to this.

yes

no.

Somewhat, I'm just a regular (maybe a little short) 5"5-6 but the thought doesn't cross my mind that often. It's more of, "Hey! Look at the exploding head over there!" "But there's nothing there" "I know. Hey! A FIVE FOOT SASAUGE!!@!@#%$@!!"

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You have got to be one of the funniest people I have ever had the pleasure of not meeting...I read alot of these comments and your replies most of them were hilariouse, I wish I knew you in real life that way we could converse about being immortal robots, being a brawl sluts and a whole bunch of other things. Or maybe you already are my friend, but I dont know you are Emptygoddess......are you my friend? If not I hope you will be , eventually, even if I dont know it. Also I would donate to you but I dont have a credit card so no paypal, but if you would like I could throw a 5$ bill into the wind and hope it gets to you (I know you dont like plans with the word hope in it but its all I can do)
and I cant help but notice these comments have drifted very far away from the interview with tom fulp.

I think the amount of time in your hands may be dangerous.

Oh god, i laughed so hard at this. You must have a bag of funny lying around somewhere in your house, everything Ive seen by you has made me laugh.

Yeah. I had one lying around, but then I got ants.

im 6 foot 2.

i woudlnt mind being shorter, wanna trade hights?

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So You Respond To All Your Comments... O_o?

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