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Paranoid Delusions

Posted by Emptygoddess - October 18th, 2010


Sometimes I wish I was a building.

I'd probably be a warehouse owned by some old guy, named Fredrick Connors. But all the kids in the area call him old man conners. He'd probably have a fishing company or something and want to run all the other fishing companies out of business. So he'd set up like projectors to make some cool ghost ship appear on the water and get a neat rubber pirate suit and scare everyone else away from the docks.

For a few glorious weeks while Old Man conners was scaring the hell out of fishermen I would be the most glorious warehouse ever!

Or haunted, I could totally do haunted.

Bleeding walls, whispering to people in their sleep, making people think they're seeing things that aren't real, unplugging the microwave to s crew up the little LSD screen. I don't think I could go through with it though, the whole killing or maiming someone. I'm more of a PG13 haunted house, couldn't do R.

Actually I might only be a PG haunted house. I'd have a cool cat familiar that's only got one eye and sits outside and stairs as people enter or leave. I would name him Floffle, but no one would know because houses can't talk. Maybe if I did the dream whisper thing loud enough hey could learn floffle's name?

Things to consider if I'm ever going to become a house.


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I'd be a house from a psychological thriller. A dirty old shack with no lights or plumbing, and photos of missing people all over the walls. It'd be really interesting to see my how my occupant behaves when he's by himself, until he inevitably burns me down, that is.

The inevitable burn down is something all houses must face.

House fetish?

That's a new one.

Plenty of people get obsessed with houses, i don't think it's all that rare.

"unplugging the microwave to s crew up the little LSD screen"

I think you have been taking a little too much LSD. xD

Yet another great incite into your "fascinating"(demented) genius

I have never taken any from anyone. I am not a thief.

I'd be a cute little starter home, where the family ultimately moves somewhere bigger and is left with just fond memories. Maybe they reflect on how much better life was back then.

That's a sweet one. Though kinda sad. Very if these walls could talk. Even more depressing if they only remember you as 'that crappy starter home we finally escaped from'

I'd be a house occupied by a crazy cat lady and every night i'd steal a cat to drive her mad.

you'd do what with the cats? eat them?

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Now it's not nice to claim people have lice.