"You know, I've never lost at gay chicken" - and other phrases you just shouldn't say.

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"You know, I've never lost at gay chicken" - and other phrases you just shouldn't say.

Posted by Emptygoddess - August 22nd, 2010

There are some things I just don't think someone should ever say. They're just not smart and they really serve no purpose other than to be.... wrong statements that should not be said by anyone but nutters. Of course, you may disagree, you're free to, maybe you want to walk around saying these things all the time.

Go ahead, have fun.

"Ever wanted to see just how soft the soft spot on a baby's head really is?" - While not as bad as some things, and there are some situations and some groups of friends where discussion of baby head malleability might be kosher, in most places it simply isn't. Few things piss people off then a discussion of babies and ways to harm them. Talking about how you think you might be able to mold a young child's head like soft clay.

"Sometimes I dream of being a cockroach." - Unless you're discussing surviving a nuclear holocaust, this is not valid conversation fodder.

"Technically, everyone who has considered vampires sexy is a necrophiliac." - True or not, this can get you into a lot of trouble with a lot of different crowds. It may sound funny, but take a moment to look around, gauge who you're talking to before you say it. I've seen this one end engagements.

"I am the sackmaster!" - I don't know what this means, but it sounds gross and I don't approve, and I hope it is never said again. I doubt it involves being the greatest sack maker in the world. I doubt they mean sacks of flour either.

"You know, I've never lost at gay chicken." - If you don't realize why this is a bad idea then you have not thought about it properly. Best case scenario you're gay, and then you're just talking about what an awesome slut you are, never backing off. Otherwise, well, there's nothing wrong with being gay, or bisexual, but if you don't want people to question your sexuality, stay away from statements like this. Especially if they're true. If you've never lost at gay chicken, maybe the reason is you have an unfair advantage?

Remember, think before you speak, and speak before you act, and act before your enemies do or else they will end you.

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The-Great-One 2010-08-22 23:40:53

I loved your quote at the end...

"think before you speak, and speak before you act, and act before your enemies do or else they will end you."

I got to remember that one.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-22 23:40:53

Glad to have enriched your world.

TheFlyingChinchilla 2010-08-22 23:57:50

One shouldn't be engaged to someone who finds vampires sexy anyway. It makes said fiance a flaming Twilight fantard.

Also, I don't know if you were kidding or not about not knowing what "sackmaster" is, but I think it means you're proficient in bed. Not great for casual conversation.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-22 23:57:50

I had assumed it had something to do with the male scrotum, colour me corrected.

FrozenFire 2010-08-23 00:20:15

But I have never lost at gay chicken.
Thats something I am damn proud of.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 00:20:15

None of us are proud for you.

Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud 2010-08-23 03:43:12

Me and Frozenfire usually tie when it comes to gay chicken. Which is why we never lose. Also, I could immediately tell you were a girl once I read "and I don't approve". Typical.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 03:43:12 (Updated 2010-08-23 03:54:45)

Guys do occasionally not approve of things, rare though it may be.

Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud 2010-08-23 03:59:47

Approval sounds demanding, which is why. We might not like something, but we wouldn't say we don't approve. It's as if that thing was gonna marry my daughter, and I had to "approve" it, it just sounds odd.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 03:59:47

You're saying you'd approve of a sackmaster marrying your daughter? Ew.

The moral of the story is that I don't approve of the phrase sackmaster, gender aside. It is unpleasant to say and I feel it may summon some kind of demon if you say it into your mirror six times with the lights off.

TheMAM 2010-08-23 04:36:45

I was to lazy so I only read the ending. Nice quote.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 04:36:45

Take that the mam!

Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud 2010-08-23 04:38:23

No, the word approval is much less used with men than women. You word twister.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 04:38:23

Oh! I didn't realize you were going off some solid analytical study of gender word use. If you could point me in its direction I would love to look at it. It sounds fascinating.

greeneggs4spam 2010-08-23 04:50:21

I've lost at gay chicken... :(

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 04:50:21

It happens. Though you probably know more about your sexuality then you did going into it, it's a learning game.

SilentJohn 2010-08-23 05:43:44

Have YOU ever lost at gay chicken?

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 05:43:44

Never played.

SpamClamberton 2010-08-23 06:14:01

I see nothing wrong with discussing the quality of babies skulls, and while a fairly stale philosophy on the outside, considering the life of a cockroach once you get in depth enough could be fascinating. The sackmaster comment is fairly situation based, and the vampire comment is just smart-arse and not actually witty but isn't worth fighting over. Also I've never lost at gay chicken, but while opening a conversation with that line is obvious attention seeking, I don't see why it's not worth talking about if the conversation's heading that way. All in all while these conversation pieces are all designed for informal discussion, I think anyone who's grown up enough should be able to handle these, whether they're their preferred topics or not. If they're not however, making a post on the internet saying these are unacceptable for any social group worldwide with any self respect means you need to relax your sensibilities a bit. Either that or stop hanging around people who are going to 'end you' if you say the wrong thing.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 06:14:01

You take stuff pretty seriously huh?

And I wouldn't call them friends... so much as a group of ten badass warriors each with an individual and odd combative quirk that is hunting me for the emerald of razarhan.

They shall not get it!

BizarroJoe 2010-08-23 06:41:51

... Never heard about the "gay chicken" game. To me, a gay chicken is just a happy cock. And I don't understand why anybody should be proud of mastering sacks.
But there was a czech guy who wrote a book about being a cockaroach and now it's considered a classic... I suppose it all depend on the circumstances...
P.S: OK, now I browsed about the "chicken" game. The more you know and that stuff.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 06:41:51

A gay chicken is just a happy cock?

That my friend, is a qoute for all time.

Buoy 2010-08-23 09:36:16

THANK YOU.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 09:36:16

As I'm not sure if you mean me, or someone else who responded, I shall simply give you a tentative... thank you.

FrozenFire 2010-08-23 11:36:52

don't worry baby no one has been proud of you since the seventh grade when you put out for the first and only time.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 11:36:52 (Updated 2010-08-23 13:12:23)

Please, I didn't lose it tell way after seventh grade. And it did not go well. See, apparently I'm a horrible frigid bitch that causes male penis when entering my body to freeze, and break off in the sub tundric temperatures inside my sex.

It was really traumatizing.

Or, Assuming I'm actually male (this is the internet, you never know), same comment, only it's my ass that does that.

Not that my ass wouldn't also do that if I was a girl.

Oral goes okay. I'm only super frigid from the waist down. Some kind of horrible curse. I'd suspect gypsies, but I'm still not sure if gypsy is a job, or an ethnic group or what. So I'd feel bad just blaming all gypsies.

I'm considering using my powers to fight crime.

Buoy 2010-08-23 13:22:07

THANK YOU EMPTYGODDESS FOR INFORMING ME.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 13:22:07

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!

FrozenFire 2010-08-23 15:50:33

Well now there's the dirty girl/boy we all want to read about.
Keep it up Im getting horny.

Emptygoddess 2010-08-23 15:50:33

That's a personal issue really.

J-qb 2010-08-24 06:29:56

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a Freight Truck filled with dead babies?

I don`t have a Ferrari standing in my garage!

Emptygoddess 2010-08-24 06:29:56

i'm not sure dead babies can stand. I think they just lay there.

arkla 2010-09-03 17:33:02

i find any mention of people's cybernetic implants a tabboo subject
most people feign not knowing of them >_>

also, "i find salad fingers attractive" seems to put of some people

*and i'd like a copy of that gender-word use study as well, when it's finished

Emptygoddess 2010-09-03 17:33:02

Because you put a star infront of the request, i am honor bound to do it if i can.

BlackMorningStudios 2010-09-21 21:20:28

You sound angrily philosophical as always, how life been for you?

Emptygoddess 2010-09-21 21:20:28

Like a tompson gunned by a headless man.

Draxiss 2010-09-24 16:23:13

I actually randomly encountered a flash from you, just wanted to know I thought your profile name was cool. I mean sure that is my only motivation for actually logging in since forever and commenting about it, but maybe I'm just fucking special.

Emptygoddess 2010-09-24 16:23:13

You are fucking special, and don't ever let anyone tell you differently.

"You know, I've never lost at gay chicken" - and other phrases you just shouldn't say.

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