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Penis Envy... When you are envy of penis.

Posted by Emptygoddess - February 3rd, 2010


According to Freud, every little girl goes through a period of obsession with, and desire for, a penis.

Freud was a very smart man and not at all unstable or weird. Here's the quick breakdown of the stages of it, thanks to Wikipedia.

1. Soon after the libidinal shift to the penis, the child develops her first sexual impulses towards her mother.
2. The girl realizes that she is not physically equipped to have a heterosexual relationship with her mother, since she does not have a penis.
3. She desires a penis, and the power that it represents. This is described as penis envy. She sees the solution as obtaining her father's penis.

... there's more. But that's disturbing enough.

My favorite part is how, once the little girl realizes she has no penis, her only option is to take her fathers. A line of thinking that is rational, realistic, and not at all psychotic.

The only women I've ever known that wanted a penis were women who wanted to physically become men in some transgender like situation. On the other hand, I've known a whole lot of men who seemed to actively desire boobs. Why do they want boobs? Just to have. You know, to have.

I guess boobs seem fun?

The moral of the story is that Freud just needs to get over the fact that no one wants to screw his mom. Not even his mom. Who is dead now, and if she did want to screw herself that would make her a necrophiliac.


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true, but actualy its used more as a metaphor than an actual description of a girl wanting a penis.

A metaphore.... for penis.

Just want you little girls to remember, Freud used cocaine and diagnosed a boy of having a fear of i think horses because he was sexually attracted to his mother.

Well when your mom looks like a horse it's an easy mistake to make.

Touche. No comment.

I like to think of it more as a fleche.

What is this fleche you speak of?

It's a fencing term. Like Touche. But way cooler. Worsh!

Tore me down. I now have a huge gaping hole where my soul was.

Please stop cluttering up my networdthingy post with your comments. Your name depresses me. It starts with a W, the saddist of letters.

actualy its a metaphor for someone who wants power.

such as a CEO position.

Which everyone knows is a very good position... on a penis.

I want little girls on my penis?
I don't think so, perverted lady! >:O

You're the one that said it, not me. I think we know where your mind is at the moment.

.... some where gross.

... with penis.

Who should I believe? A guy who makes sprites movies about Link or a guy who actually studied psychology for the most part of his life?

Studied? Pffft. More like created. Freud is basically the reason there even is a school of thought that suggests people can be helped by talking to them. Anyone who has ever been helped by psychoanalysis owes him a debt.

So the answer is easy. Trust me.

I want a penis too. But I am a MAN. How can this be???

Because the one you have is really really small.

COCK JOKE

Woooo! stating the obvious!

Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.

Yet you can't smoke it.

at least not literaly.

this post in now a
COCK JOKE

Now? That suggests it wasn't before.

To all little girls reading this: Search "dildo" on google.

I have now ruined your theory Freud. HAIL TECHNOLOGY.

I'm not Freud.

People don't seem to understand Freud. He's a psycho-pathologist, he doesn't deal with regular people or the way they think, he's interested in finding rational reasons why brain short circuit and cause problems for adults (psychosis).

All of his theories are based on interviews with mentally ill patients...

Yet he strove to apply those theories based on case study information to the populace as a whole. Therein lies the problem, if he had simply wrote about them as case studies there would be no issue, instead he writes using them as a window into all minds, making very specific claims based on what he learned.

Overall I'd have to say that in the end, he just wasn't a very good scientist. Smart guy though.

I shove big dildos up my asshole for pleasure does that mean Im gay or I just have a sexual desire for rubber dicks?

Answer this with a sarcastic response plz.

I think it just means you have to much free time.

According to this, I have boob-envy? But I do not want my mothers boob. I want a pair that do not sag, I want a pair without wrinkles. I want a pair straight from the vat, plump and moist and full of fat.

Boobs don't come from vats. Don't be weird.

True true.

Do two trues make a false?

While some of freud's explanations may seem stupid. he spearheaded current psychology. He was one of the first psychologists to start to understand that what happens in childhood has a drastic effect on the mental health of patients in the future. Especially his potty training theory. Penis envy was more about a woman wanting to be a man so they could have the power being a man entails, because around freuds time sexism was the norm.

Some of his theories hold up even today, he was great psychologist, but you can't take everything he says literally.

Yes I can. That's one thing i can do very easily. It's not hard, you hear something, you take it literally.

A valid point. If people were arguing. I don't think any part of this has ever degraded to the realm of rational conversation. Hopefully it never will.

This post is now consficated by the IRS. Next time, pay your taxes.

Naw. i think instead i'll just not.

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