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Looking at this post could earn you 20 dollars! OR MORE!!!

Posted by Emptygoddess - November 21st, 2009


I lied.

There is no way looking at this post could earn you any money at all. The triple exclamation point should have been a dead giveaway. No one who uses more than one exclamation point is being honest, they hope the extra enthusiasm will hide their ruse.

Have a great day!!!


Comments

I rofled.

you can conjugate just about anything these days can't you?

No, wait, I ROFLED!!!

Great use of capslock. It really makes the letters look larger.

I both roffled and lamaoed.

I don't know what the exstra f in rofl you put stands for, and i don't want to know what lamaoed means.

I laughed. =)

I cried ; -;

The more you know!

The faster you grow!

I love you!!!

I am loved. It makes me happy. I've been waiting for someone to say it so i could once again live joy.

Oh and don't think I have not seen the triple exclamation point after "Have a great day". You sneaky person-thing!

I was going to assume your own use of the tripple exclimation point was proof enough, but sense you bothered to just tell me outright... thankyou.

Sneaky person-thing/Goddess, Read her nickname =D

I kind of like Sneaky Person-Thing, SP-T, crime fighter and world trotting jackalope.

I cried ;-;

Everyone cries.

I obviously knew what was gonna happen. So instinctively I felt the need to brag about my intelectual capacities within internet propaganda :3

We're all very proud of you.

I feel cheated.

You should.

Can I have 20 dollars anyway?

Sure. Just not from me.

I should not have ordered that pizza without first getting $20. It's going to get awkward when he asks for money.

You're ruined christmas.

A month or two in advance? Nice. That's the farthest away from Christmas I've ever pulled it off.

Bottoms, I felt for it!

Tops, allright!

Wow. Are you really female? That's amazing.

That depends, are you really deuce Nine? Or perhaps just Deuce eight who is trying to look like a big man?

I learned something today

I doubt that.

*hugs*

Don't touch me.

I'm being dishonest!!!

That is a part of life. The main part actually. Well, after the living bit.

Rating: 0/10

Topic: swindled out of money

DO NOT BUT FROM EMPTYGODDESS!!!

Like most of you I was drawn to this page by an offering of money, although it sounded too good to be true.

Upon my entering of the product page I discovered it was a lie of course, like many internet deals, this one was a sham.

But the thing that unnerved me most was the sheer smugness of the "seller" if you can call "her" that. Saying that we should have known it wasnt for real, and going as far as lecturing the buyer for their foolishness.

Overall I would rate the seller 0/10 for smugness and for being a gaybaby.

Would not purchase again

I give this poster a 7/10

The use of "quotation" marks to denote a sense of "sarcasm" did lower the score some, but overall a valid attempt at wit. With but a hint of whimsy. Overall not an unpleasant experience.

I really thought I was gonna get some thing!!!

Well that's silly of you. All the internet does is take. Like some kind of giant electronic beggar made out of tubes.

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