Not even god if he, she, or it (as I like to imagine god as some kind of really awesome blob creature with a big eye stock) could stand in my way. Anyone who dares appose me, I will beat with a stick made out of their own spine. How would I craft this stick? By ripping out their spine, and then beating them with it.
It's true that once their spine is removed the act of beating them is largely unnecessary but I'd be so freaken mad I'd have to give their slumped spineless forms a few good wacks.
If an army stands in my way I will spontaneously gain laser eyes, and then grow laser eyes all over my head, making me a walking death cannon turret of doom. If a T-rex attempts to eat me, I will become so fowl tasting that instead he offers me a ride to where I am going. Riding my dinosaur steed I will face every foe and every obstacle, knocking aside cars as if they were candy. Swallowing old ladies as if they were candy. Crushing orphanages as if they were candy!
If faced with a ninja horde chucking ninja hoard ninja throwing knives and junk, I would pluck the very stars from the sky as my own throwing weapon and toss stars made out of pure plasma at them. Sending their burned tattered remains back to the depths of mordor or whoever ninjas come from.
and if a little girl gets in my way I'll kick her in the shins and make her cry.
Nothing will stop me. For I want...
I...
huh.
I honestly don't even remember what I was writing this about.
Never mind then. Continue with your lives. May the saturation of useless knowledge continue unabated in your internet travels.
PJ-Olzow
IF STEPHEN KING CAN MAKE A PROFIT FROM BEING HIT BY A CAR, HE CAN SURE THE HELL STOP YOU FROM ERADICATING THE AZTECS YOU HEARTLESS FIEND
Emptygoddess
He also made a profit from writing.