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The octopus: Cephalopodic nomadic demon of the depths.

Posted by Emptygoddess - September 21st, 2009


Eight arms trail. Through a misty inky veil.

The world cannot taste which comes through that blackness that forever is the universe of the not quite squid. A twisted knotted rotten log, or a broken ship to tear and be unto itself in that deep. Twisted with a need that grows and spreads and will not be contained inside a full and complete desire that must escape before it bursts.

And up it comes with a glurshukling crash. Crawling with a clawing cracking nabby nook. Octopus, it seeks the truth. A beak that cracks wide the lies, letting free of foamy sickness intrepidly onwards and indomitably out.

Then, after the weird surreal quasi moronic poetic waxing is done sometimes, if it's the right species, the octopus crawls up out of the water and hunts on the land itself.

How freaken weird is that? I'd scream if i saw an octopus crawling around the rocks looking to latch onto my head and kill me. I'd scream so loud. Flail, and probably fall off into the ocean, where it would have the advantage.

You would as well, you know it.


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Great piece of literature you've written. If I saw an octopus, I'd probably say to myself, "Oh, friggin' sweet, it's an octopus!", though.

Then it would latch onto your head and eat your brain.

That's what they do.

They're octopi.

Oh my god, you are poetry in motion.

you need to be moving for that to be true.

Octopi are my kin and peers, my gods and servants. I would never scream at one's approach, instead I would welcome whatever gift he brings.

Even if it was death by brain eating?

Whatever floats your boat man.

Dear god. Someone must stop the madness! Like the zombies before you, I shall strike thee down, octopi!

People still seem pretty enamored with zombies, so you must not have done a good job.

Hey honey, yeah I just called to let you know that I just read this article about octopi and how they could come out of the ocean and kill us with their beaks.

Huh?

Well, I thought... I thought it might be interesting to hear.

What?

No, I...

No! I told you, it was there when I left.

I..

I'm breaking up. I'm going through a tunnel. Bye.

Bitch.

Slut.

So, if high fiving pro-longs your lifespan and ads to coolatude could you just live forever on high fives and also be the coolest person in the world? Interesting theory and a possible alternative to a robot body (if your not into robot bodies that is) or maybe you could add the 2 together making you the coolest immortal robot in the world, no, the universe? Think about it.

There are some things i will and will not think about. This is one of those.

Great words, you is a heck of a storyteller!
I don't like molluscs much ( I think reptiles are more cool) but if you just stare, is very unlikely that a Octopus attack you (and even eat your brain)
Didi you know that the Octopus mom die of starving because she stay with her babies and don't go out to hunt?
Até outra vez, Emptygoddess

By storyteller you mean gibberish spouter right?

I think you should stop reading H.P. Lovecraft, then again they are good books. Then again Cthulhu still quite creepy, so are octopi...actually anything with tentacles is plain scary, especially if there coming out of the water to feast on unsuspecting victims...how do I know your not a Cephalopod? Maybe your just trying to trick me into reading this, so you can eat me....*gasp*

Because it would be too expensive to make a computer that works underwater and gets good internet.

Ok so its one of the things you will or will not think about but you never said whether you were going to think about it or not? Think about it. Seriosly...

I would rather be eaten by a dwagon.

It's all fun and games until an Octopi latches onto your head and drains your youth and eats your brains with that wierd "Mouth" in the middle of the tenticals that are sucking any moisture in your skin while latched around your head with his ego rising with the screams of terror released while you breath your final breaths in this cruel ironic twist of fate.

The Morral of it all: Don't run with scissors.

Or do run with sissors, and then later in life wear a cool eye patch.

Whats a dwagon some sort of a dog dragon or do you have a keyboard spelling lisp? It's ok if you do I wont make fun of you cant promise anything about other people though...

It's a much cuter dragon. Duh.

So anything with a lisp in it is cute or just when you say it? If so would you consider an octopwus to be cute? Brain sucking aside I mean it has a w in it now right? Who can resist?

Those who don't like words with wus in them. It makes the octopus sound like a whimp. Pus is a name with strength and passion, wus... is not.

hey its meeeee ur tll vids are awsome and so r u <_< >_> OR AM I *flash*

Flash is what i use to make my animations. it is a program.

*tackles and hugs* RONDOMATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNN

Don't touch me.

Pus just sounds like that stuff that comes out of a wound you opened to soon making everyone think you're greasy and sick rather that tough o.o...

Are you insulting my Italian heritage? I should cut you for that.

You had a really good point, so I decided to go run with scissors.

I got a kick ass patch sure...

but not on my eye...

...

Is it on your nose?

Ah finally some information on the mysteriouse Emptygoddess you are italian (apperantly) although I have a feeling as if you are lieing, and im not insulting your heritage what ever you may be although I am considered a slight racist (you know you make a few jokes here and there and all the sudden you're racist) So if you really ARE Italian do you have a big thick mustache, and a overwhelming urge to eat only pizza and speghetti?

You could always stop making those jokes and start trying to appreciate people on an individual bases and not as broad categories.

Thats not as fun though and just so you know it was a joke, so dont get mad. As well as I have many friends of different color and race and I dont see them as just another asian or black guy I see them as one of my friends and trust me none of my friends are even close to alike (except 2 but thats another story) besides catagorizing people isnt really that bad unless you actually are attempting to insult someone which I was not.

You should really stop picking your friends out in attempts to seem multi cultural. That's a little racist.

sorsp howsa usa doing?

Jibberish is weird.

Just stopping by to say hi and to ask you, how's life.

Life is a burning pile of death and distruction!

I hope your day is going well.

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