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Jilliums Hilliums @Emptygoddess

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I promise to never ever twitter anything remotely about my life.

Posted by Emptygoddess - September 14th, 2009


All you funky kids nowadays with your popinfresh haircuts and your lollypop smiles seem to be all about the twitter feeds.

I don't like twitter. Mostly because I am old and it is new and scary. It frightens me. Upon threats from realities and friends I now have a twitter thingamabob. I will never post anything of value on this. It is a bunch of half nonsensical mini rants about nothing at all. Once I said I was on fire. This is the kind of highbrow entertainment my twitter feed provides.

So as to appear normal, I will tell you all to go follow me on twitter. This way you can stay updated on my day to day... well not activities, because I won't put those up there. But about once a month I put up five or so pointless blurbs. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I just don't post on twitter at all. Imagine that.

So if you want to stay updated on my pointless blurbs, follow my twitter feed!

If you don't... don't... follow my twitter feed. That would be weird, and it would make you very much insane.

Thank you for your time.

TWITTER FEED! (In case you're hungry... for twitter)


Comments

All us "funky kids" don't tweet...

<a href="http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/online_mobile/teens-dont-tweet-twitters-growth-not-fueled-by-youth/">http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/o nline_mobile/teens-dont-tweet-twitter s-growth-not-fueled-by-youth/</a>

Congrats on being apart of 16%. Your really mainstream now...

so... one out every seven kids uses it? That sure seems like a lot to me. That's enough to forge an army, an army of twitter followers. Who could clense this land of evil... in fire!

Posting something of value on twitter is technically impossible.

What if I posed the formula for immortality juice? Huh?! Then you'd be all like 'oh snap'

rtgfrgfsfd

Keep on trucken!

What the fuck is a twitter? Some kind of fancy new cellphone?

I think it's a kind of candy. Or a really annoying younger brother. Made of candy. But you may not eat your younger brother, no never. No matter how delicious he may look.

I don't have twitter, so I can't...can't... follow your twitter feed. Besides your blogs are more than enough. Then again, I guess some of your die-hard-legion-of-fan-boys, will want to watch your twitter updates. You know when I think about it like that, it'll almost like they'll be stalking you, but with words. I hope you have fun with what your, "tweets".

I have a legion? I don't know if fi do... but if i do does this mean I can add doctor in front of my name and laugh evilly? MWAHAHA!

Sounds like fun. Now all you need is a MySpace, Digg, FaceBook, Gaia, Fan-thing, iPhone, Niinja-online, FlyFF, Trickster, FanBook, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, Runescape, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN, Tweeeeeeet-derr, Newgrounds, Hyrule Online, YouTube, Hulet Packard, and all the other super popular thingies people obsess over ^ ^

....Yes, I made up a couple of those. ...Yeah, I just Googled "Popular Things" for a few of those too.

Don't judge me. XD

I don't even know what most of those things are.

is this like a new type of irc or something?

There's an old type of irc?

Darn kids and their confangled contraptions!

Holfamogering and pluffmazopering all over the place.

Twitter is the most pointless thing ever.

I can think of eight more pointless things. Because I had eight pencils... and I broke the points off them. heheh.... get it?

...I can no longer write.

@CAPTAIN-CANADA

I can think of a few things that are more pointless.

Like Gamerscore, or Ranks.

Or Denmark!

It's really round right? As far as countries go? no points on it i don't think...

Denmark is near Australia right?

twatter?

Twigger!

Yeah, i agree with you...
The thing is that twiter works better for commercial purposes, to instantly publicise some of their products, ou tell about an event or something, so is not verry useful to regular people as a chat or something, and is stupid people who put things like: "hey, I just eat a bunch of chocolate" and ohter things similar...
Well, see ya...

It's like instaint messaging, and like a blog, if both were broken!

I heard about twitter. I think its just another way for people to be lame. I will stick with face book. plus I do also remember my friend wanted to destroy it for some reason. (... I completely for got why x-p)

choosing what way you're going to be lame is definitly importaint.

Hey @ mattP gamerscore is important :( (not really but i like it anyway) its sort of like someone giving you a hug or a high five for something it feels good but in reality doesnt do anything for you except make you feel good for a few seconds...plus you get to rub it in other peoples faces :D...uhhh ya so weekly postin again hey goddess.............................

High fives prolong life spans and coolatude.

Come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook. Not really though. If you did I would nuke your hometown.

Well I'd nuke your home planet, bitch.