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Jilliums Hilliums @Emptygoddess

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Let's face it, your opinion is stupid.

Posted by Emptygoddess - June 3rd, 2009


So is mine.

Yet as life goes on I seem to hear more and more random people's opinions. Even worse, I have to hear random people's opinions, in 'blog' (blog is a stupid word) form.

I'm writing such a thing right now. I can tell you in no uncertain terms that it is acid splittingly stupid. You can look back through every post I have written and you won't find a valid well thought out or reasonable opinion anywhere in there. Why would I bother to have a valid opinion?

Am I held accountable for what I say here on the internet? Sorta, I guess, if someone spends way too much time to find out who I am, hunt me down, and punish me for the things I say...

But that has only happened to me once, and that guy's in jail now. Or he was, I should check on that.

I don't watch TV, read the newspaper, or browse yahoo news to listen to random people. I want educated (or pretty, especially if it's on TV) people employed by those good institutions telling me the facts as they see them. I don't need it muddled by the common filth!

The average person is stupid, and annoying. As an average person I can say I'm both, also us average people are mean. Really mean, like scoop your eyes out with a spoon and spit into each socket mean. We make comments on peoples internet journals that are like 'Tard! u r such a gay fag tard lol1!' and they don't even know me. They don't even know me and yet they say hurtful things like that and I don't know why, and I ask them why and they just say MORE hurtful things...

And late at night, I can still read the taunts and the loling, scrolling through the parser of my mind.


Comments

Confessions of an internet user.

I think that would go more like 'I jacked off to a picture of a Japanese art version of a little girl with giant breasts, then I pretended to be that little girl in a chat room so that some 40 year old could jack off at me...'

Basically, I think it would use the phrase 'jacked off' alot.

thats nice

And so are you. Have a flower. *gives flower*

well, opinions are like butt holes. Everybody has to have one - even if they are average!

I thought opinions were like naked bodies. Keep it to yourself because yours is hideous.

This is ironic, a post about opinions being stupid from a woman.
[/sexism]

This is the internet. I'm only a woman as long as no one finds out I'm really a hyper intelligent male sea bass who has crafted himself some kind of awesome underwater typing apparatus.

... It would still be ironic though. Ironic, and really cool. Glub glub!

Isn't the internet great?

In the same way that nuclear power is great.

yeah cuz THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GIRLS ON THE INTERTNET

I dunno. I've seen alot of naked ones. I'm pretty sure through the sheer law of averages they aren't ALL dudes.

just some assholes out there, and if they are on the net they forget being polite cause they can't get the shit kicked out of them, cowardice, and meaningles coments from stupid people, don't worry to much about it =)
I have 13 submissions on newgrounds, first starting when i was 13 and i got some hurful comments, but you learn to get over it and not to worry anymore lol on my blog iv even got a voting bar that includes shitty lol =)
Don't feel bad and don't worry bout it, just do your thing and you'll be fine
goodluck
-will

I'll feel bad if I want to. And you can go to hell for trying to tell me how to feel. And when I hell, I'll stab you, because I got there FIRST, yeah. That's right. I died just to stab you in hell.

what's a parser?

You're on the internet. Go look it up.

Some day people will learn. Just because I can't track you down and accost you through the interwebs YET, doesn't not mean I will not be able to in the future. Acting like a fool or typing like the front half of your brain has been removed WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! ...In the future, at least.

~Intronet Police~

So we're promoting and heading towards the inevitable dystopian styled Orwellian future?

Tragic.

lmao penis

AHHaHahahahahahah. Oh man. Oh... my spleen. I think it almost burst. You typed penis. Hilarious.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I typed it! We are so funny.

Skynet wins!!!

You shut your mouth. Skynet doesn't win because it loses in the future, only to then send things to the past that make it so that the future is not certain and then it loses because it wins and losses and the time loop it goes around and

i... uh... time... loop... and...

um...

Am I the only one that thinks continuing to tell stories in a universe based on time travel is not a good idea?

Shutup Egoraptor

You sure told him Keshicus. You told him the what for.

lol emptygoddess for new foamy =D

I don't think that job pays very well, and I'd have to be a squirrel... and probably rabid.

Opinions are simply theories, not laws. The "opinions" you can see on the news are nothing more than acts of self-service. In the end, the one simple truth is that inbred people talk way too much, and it's always nonsense.

Consider White Supremacist Definition 1(EggSnake Univ.): A human that is willing to kill any other living being except its own father, due to its own ignorant, incested, and unstable existence. n, adj, vWhite Supremacy; see also racist, honky, cracker, cracktasia, Christian.

And properly bread superhumans don't give their opinions at all?! You mean, these super adonis like humans are roaming the land, superior to the rest of us inbreed hicks, listening to and soaking up all our stupid opinions. Staying quiet so we never notice them until it's too late?

Well, I have a new nightmare.

tldr

The post is three hundred words long. It takes the average person approximately a minute or two to read that. If this has become too long for you, then your mind has atrophied to the point that tldr is probably the only thing you remember how to type.

.... I'm sorry for your tragic illness.

tru dat,

Word.

So if my opinion is that my opinion is not stupid, the opinion that my opinion is not stupid, is stupid? Interesting.

Not really. Mostly just stupid.

You post in these blurbs quite often but I've never watched one of your things, maybe I'll do it later. Recommend something none of your titles are like jumping at me.

You're probably better off not looking at any of them. As every single one of them is so amazing, that your face might melt from the pure glory that rivals that of looking into the face of god. So, watching one could make you do a recreation of that scene from the end of Indiana Jones and raiders of the lost ark.

My opinion is that your opinion is accurate.

Well MY opinion is that MY opinion is crap. Take that.

deep...

You must not swim much.

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