I have made a comment on every response I have ever gotten.

I have. I have made a response on every comment I have ever gotten.

I don't even know why. Every comment and review, on every flash movie and every post article thing. I have responded to them all. Some of the responses do not even make sense. At least one of them mentions the cold war. I think I told a few people I hated them.

Perhaps it was part of a grander scheme. Mostly I just think it was........ uh... well it was. It certainly certainly was.

I guess it is a testament to the inane nature of humanity. By humanity I mean me. The inane nature of me. One day I'll be relevant... one day.

*stares off into the sunset and watches the grass turn a golden brown*

...one day.

And on that day I will use my great power to crush those that laughed at my weakness. Crush them like a bowl of grapes under a very collapsing mountain. Gooey, and delicious.

As it is three thirty in the morning, i think i'll go and dream about the future, and travel into tomarrow.

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Nightmare4eva 2008-06-21 07:05:17

lol wut

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 07:05:17

You heard me.

Egoraptor 2008-06-21 07:09:25

I've never met a liver before. Typically all the ones I hear of are inside people's abdomens.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 07:09:25

Well, us livers are much like the ones you find naturally growing inside the abdomen of a small child or dog like a parasitic creature, but we branched off genetically some time back. We are similar in many ways but also different. we are non parasitical in the singular sense, but we are very parasitical in that we feed off the human race. Sucking the delicious nutrients.

EmmDubya 2008-06-21 07:32:28

Egoraptor commented you.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 07:32:28

I have no idea who that is.

ToxicCries 2008-06-21 08:12:03

D:< i bet you wont reply to this comment

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 08:12:03

you're probably right.

thebeanhead 2008-06-21 08:48:58

lol

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 08:48:58

I think we can all agree to that.

8sidedcircle 2008-06-21 09:07:40

LIES AND SLANDER.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 09:07:40

Slander maybe. Lies? also maybe.

Gustaavo 2008-06-21 09:07:42

WTF, LOL????

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 09:07:42

OMG FR REALZ!!!!!

Scalene 2008-06-21 09:47:20

I can totally get into that shit.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 09:47:20

what a horribly disgusting word picture you've created right there.

Vincoid 2008-06-21 11:04:51

Wait a sec, would you like to be taller some day or would you want to wish you were taller some day?

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 11:04:51

Both.

Balvuc 2008-06-21 12:01:28

You're already relevant, I am sure of this.

I just wish that, when you realize that, you won't go crushing people like grapes under mountains or that kind of thing.

Why would anyone want to be taller? The smaller you are, the greater it will be when you show people what you can reach.

Have peace, life's a strawberry.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 12:01:28

I'm afraid that i'm going to have to crush them. I said i would, and i don't want to come off as a liar. The problem with liars is they don't say what they're going to do and instead do something else. So... lie full are they. So lie full.

doondeka 2008-06-21 12:16:34

rock on man1!

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 12:16:34

I will.

Buoy 2008-06-21 12:25:49

I love you now

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 12:25:49

Saying it doesn't make it true. Buying me gifts makes it true.

Azulth 2008-06-21 12:55:17

Great, now you made me kill someone. Good going. >:(

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 12:55:17

Was this person going to be the next hitler? Becuase if they were... it was good going of me, very good going.

PolishMatt 2008-06-21 15:35:50

You only had like 180 reviews to comment back to. Without even realizing it, I already made about 1700 comments on the BBS.

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 15:35:50

You're right. I'm sorry. You are superior to me in every way and this was definitely some kind of a contest we were in. in which how many comments we made directly decided how great we were.

And you win! Good for you.

P0wer-W1thin 2008-06-21 16:36:23

I say, activate your hidden potential. Because you just never know, some people go by life without realizing there capabilities. Crush on my friend, Crush and squish!

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 16:36:23

Will do.

TheDeathOfHell 2008-06-21 16:38:24

Good achievement!

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 16:38:24

Thank you death of hell. Thank you.

GreenCastle 2008-06-21 16:53:51

What are your feelings on global affirmative stem cell warming action?

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 16:53:51

I think it's a step in the right direction. Even if stem cells don't turn out to be the large and impressive break we think they will be new technology and new avenues should always be explored. to not explore something, to study it fully, is a hindrance our species can little afford.

averageroadkill 2008-06-21 18:00:42

i beg you to suck my wee

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 18:00:42

If you have to beg, it probably is not going to happen.

FatalReactions 2008-06-21 18:09:42

1) its more of an accomplishment then people think
2) It makes you look like a better person :D

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 18:09:42

I dunno, i say some mean things.

demolisier 2008-06-21 20:11:24

Yay for insanity!

Emptygoddess 2008-06-21 20:11:24

Boo on negligence!

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