So are you having trouble paying your rent, or what?
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
Jilliums Hilliums
@Emptygoddess
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A little. But nothing that isn't my own fault.
"You know you want to!" That comment almost convinced me... almost.
Though it's not every day that you get to give some money to a midget that hates everything I love... in which case you don't even want my money, nor have the desire to live your own life... poor you...
I guess betty is right for once, even though he's a little bitch
Another valid response!
You represent the female sector of Newgrounds so well, my girlfriend is dry retching.
awwww. That's sweet. But just because my profile says my gender is female, doesn't mean it is. Then again, it doesn't mean it isn't.... hrm... i guess i do represent the female sector of newgrounds.
Haha, I love the "Blank Check" joke. That makes me want to give you 5 grand, but sadly I don't even have 1500 in the bank. I'm trying to save up for a car. $6.50 an hour is not enough. Sorry!
You should build a car out of other lesser cars.
"That's sweet. But just because my profile says my gender is female, doesn't mean it is."
Actually I'd say that pretty much sums up the female sectorof Newgrounds.
Yup! Isn't the internet great? Lieing is standard and truth is a thing of the past.
Okay, because they arent letting me post on the front page(*tear*) Click my name and read my long response.
That's very nice of you. 1500 may not be 5000 but I definitely wouldn't say no to it.
How do i know you not just a hobo with a computer.
how do i know you not just going to waste it all on food, water and other non luxery goods like accomodation when i could be buying myself beer.
GOD! some people just annoy me so much!
;D
I promise I'd only spend it on stupid things! PROMISE!
I'd give you five thousand dollars, but I only have about 75 cents.
...Where'd my wallet go?
Scratch that, I'm broke.
Damn, those 75 cents could have bought me... is gum still under 75 cents?
is this a valid response? There were too many words so i just read the comments
Nope.
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Not to scale.
Nice! I'm on it.
i shall give you a gold bar
but you must find it
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm on that to!
You must find wealth within yourself... You must also find kidneys, those are important, you can sell those on the black market.
What if i find and sell kidneys in others?
Okay.. here's the deal. I don't know where you live, but I hope it's near NYC. In the New York Public Library (Main Branch) I put a couple of one-hundred-dollar bills between pages 563 and 564 of the Aladdin Classics English version of Les Miserables, by Victor Hugo. You find it, you keep it. It's not five grand, but I hope it can help!
Never really liked that book. No thanks.
if i give you £10 will you give me £10?
No. If you give me money i'm keeping it.
i never read or comment these, but i read this, and it made me smile. so i thank you, i have very few wordly possesions, but play the note of C on a harmonica, and i will give you aid in your times of need.
I will treasure it as if it were my own fleash child.
Why do you think you deserve lots of money, why do you need it?
I want it.
I buried my car under the ice atop Mount Everest. I also placed a wooden spoon on a pedestal very close to where I buried my car. Using the spoon, find and dig my car out of the snow, drive it off the mountain, and find an internet connection for your laptop so you can sell the car on eBay.
I hope that helps!
I'm a little afriad of heights, thanks anyways though.
I wish I got free money. Everyone says that money isn't everything, but damn it's had living without it. I feel your pain. Why can't it just rain from the sky or something, I think we all deserve it.
Right. So if you give me your money... then um. I'll have free money. I really don't see ware you wanting money comes into this.
i wish i had the ability to empathise, then i could feel your pain.
unfortunately life has left me a soulless husk of a man. Still, if it helps you can sell my organs. we'll split it 80/10/10 (the other 10 goes to the anti-lunar fund)
I would gladly accept your organs. Has to be all of them or no deal.
Paper-Shadow
Ignore the guy above me 'betty', he has just done the same to my userpage...
If you want treasure, go play 'Zack and Wiki', a game about pirates...
:)
Emptygoddess
I'd rather get real treasure. Or at least like... fake treasure that leads to an emotional awaking and helps me learn something about myself. Then the music can swell and i can nod sagely as the episode fades out. Knowing that even though i found no gold, the real gold, was what i learned.