I'm about six foot one inch. Still too short for me. If I could be seven feet, that would kick ass.
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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Yeah, but then you'd be so tall that the rest of the world would be all small. Doorways and cars and women. All would be way to tiny for you.
Wait, we're talking about penises, right?
I really hope not. Ouch.
So.. how tall are you now?
about ... oh... this big.
I'm like 5'8, but I'm 15. Idk if I'm supposed to get taller or not. Just make lots of short friends.
How do you make a short friend? Does it involve an axe?
You must be the most articulate and poetic person on this site. Please post more of these!
(I'm 6'3" and wouldn't mind being shorter if that's any consolation).
You are very kind, but your size angers me.
Oh god yes i do.. and i will so its okie.
Both my dad and brother grew a foot in one year.. I gotta be patient but hope its soon. Im like 5' 4" right now :(
If you're lucky you can grow two feet, and then drive your father and brother into the ground with your massive fists (they will be like giant stone rocks).
... That was some surprisingly entertaining reading...
I too wish to be roughly one inch taller, but only so that I can feel slightly superior to my past selves once they finish inventing time machines.
Or you can just look back at them and laugh, as they can't even travel through time to attempt to stop you from being so tall.
I'm 14 years old and I'm around 5'7"/5'8"
I wish I were taller, yes. It'd be pretty cool.
You could always ware a traffic cone on your head and say its a skin condition. I did that for awhile. No one believed me, but they also didn't want to argue with the person who wore a traffic cone like a hat. so it worked out pretty well.
I would like to be short, cause I don't like being the tallest in my class
Well, think tiny thoughts. Focus on things that are really small. Like um............... most of the people who have responded to this.
yes
no.
Somewhat, I'm just a regular (maybe a little short) 5"5-6 but the thought doesn't cross my mind that often. It's more of, "Hey! Look at the exploding head over there!" "But there's nothing there" "I know. Hey! A FIVE FOOT SASAUGE!!@!@#%$@!!"
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You have got to be one of the funniest people I have ever had the pleasure of not meeting...I read alot of these comments and your replies most of them were hilariouse, I wish I knew you in real life that way we could converse about being immortal robots, being a brawl sluts and a whole bunch of other things. Or maybe you already are my friend, but I dont know you are Emptygoddess......are you my friend? If not I hope you will be , eventually, even if I dont know it. Also I would donate to you but I dont have a credit card so no paypal, but if you would like I could throw a 5$ bill into the wind and hope it gets to you (I know you dont like plans with the word hope in it but its all I can do)
and I cant help but notice these comments have drifted very far away from the interview with tom fulp.
I think the amount of time in your hands may be dangerous.
Oh god, i laughed so hard at this. You must have a bag of funny lying around somewhere in your house, everything Ive seen by you has made me laugh.
Yeah. I had one lying around, but then I got ants.
im 6 foot 2.
i woudlnt mind being shorter, wanna trade hights?
In a heartbeat bikke pirate. In a heartbeat.
I Like Sprite :X
So You Respond To All Your Comments... O_o?
If i notice them, yes.
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I'm six foot seven. I can understand why you want to be taller, take it from me, being tall rocks.
Emptygoddess
You mock me with your size. If I ever meet you, please do not be alarmed if I'm trying to jab a knife into your knee, I have probably simply mistook you for a giant attempting to eat my village.