What if you bring an army that manages to kill the dragon, and you're the only survivor? And like, you were really only there to hold the shield of one of the really bad ass guys? Still have you claim to bragging rights?
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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As long as no one finds out you didn't do it alone you can have all the bragging rights you want.
Is it cowardly to wish for the chance where I can prove my bravery? Alternatively is it better not to look, but always remain ready should the need arise? Anyways great post thanks for sharing!
Hoping for a moment of bravery is hoping for danger. Maybe not cowardly, but i'd say it is ill advised.
As for not looking... i'm not sure what you mean, but i think looking is better then not looking, and being ready is good!
Ugh. Come back when you have a sense of rythym.
No.
Now closed in asylum
I heard I was hiding from reality
Idea of future seems to lose its way
I am destroyer of equal opportunity
Only active life was in my imagination
The people never existed
Lime light was a light in the basement
And the crowd was a ragdoll named Charlie
As we were found
I was dancing before my parents bodies
Music playing loud and I laughed
Because I was free from their judging eyes
...just me and Charlie
Shot down
Police came weeks after I killed them
They took pictures of the murals on the wall
After a while they found out
The hideout of my mother's insides
Shot down
I ate my father's skin
While he was still alive
I always thought he was tough..well, he was
I had to pound him a bit with my shovel
...just me and Charlie
When you have the gall to kill your own parents, i think it's time to give up the ragdoll.
Anthropomorphic cat that likes to wear shoes? Brave toaster? You ran out of ideas didn't you? XD
Brave toasters are powerful foes. they could take a dragon.
^ brave little toaster......
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD XDX XD XDXDXDDDXDXDXD
He was my hero for a long time.
omtish
Omlette
All I'd need is my trusty PSI and teddy bear.
And some kind of rocketlauncher!
*hugs*
don't touch me! Nothing gives you that right!
I think someone has been watching too much Escaflowne(series).
Anyway, where are you supposed to get a sentient toaster from? It's not like you can go down to Crazy Eddy's and buy one.
I've actualy never seen Escaflowne... series. Are sentient toasters common in it?
Very nice poem, funny you mention half-dragon haha
Gotta kill your own half kind. it's required.
Good poem, even though you ended off key. Anyways, how have you been lately?Hopefully better than being, "like a Thompson gunned by a headless man."
Nothing is better than that.
Starogre
Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!
Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos
It's like squeedly versus meedley over here
Go squeedly!
Go squeedly!!
Squeedly wins!!!
When all the land is in ruins
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain
My money's on
Trogdor!
Trogdor!
And the Trogdor comes in the night . . .
Emptygoddess
I think Trogdor is more a tauric creature then a dragon.