Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
Age 39, Female
Liver of life
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Joined on 3/13/07
Or Earth will destroy itself long before we even get to meet the boob-less aliens.
I mean, did you SEE the video game buttshot blog?
Case in point, DOWN THE DRAIN BEFORE WE EVEN CAME OUT OF THE FAUCET.
Anyway if I do live to see alien women I'm sure we'll find some way of giving them plastic surgery and insert some breasts SOMEWHERE.
(not looking forward to getting rejected by a whole new species)
I can tell you that I hahve not seen the 'video game buttshot blog' and the name of it does not make me want to rush right out and find it.
Sorry to comment again, but just wondering, are you going to make anymore LOL's? My fav is Oh yes and spiders.
Maybe? It's alot of work damnit.
I LEIK MILK!!!
Don't we all?
Except for us freaks out there who aren't mutants.
I love how this is an issue that needed to be addressed.
It is of utmost importance.
I think there are people out there like us cause if there needed to be life there would be teh same gasses and crap so why wouldnt we look the same. At least resembale same organs or something..
Similar organs, maybe, but there are incredibly few animals on earth that look anything like people, and we've all come from very similar situations and evolutionary paths.
Does the food hole and the waste hole need to be seperate?
Sadly... no. *shudder*
I have read your other works and I must say...well done, well done indeed. Not only is the logic greatly present, but it also possesses a shard of satire. I congratulate you. If only all writings were like these then perhaps humanity might yet receive its graces.... Again I congratulate you, good work, bien tarea. es tres elegante a magnefique. Keep up the good work, you might hold a career in this yet...
That was disturbingly complementary.
Naturally I assume you are sarcastic. Don't take it the wrong way, I just assume it.
you say people might be disappointed, but have you SEEN what is on the net? people have some strange fetishes and if they never had breast, im pretty sure some hermits out there would love the mandible/tentacle thingies they have. after they try it on we can laugh as they are eaten from the inside out hahahahaha
so now i pose a question: what do you think the first outer space species we encounter would look like? (if we ever do before we destroy ourselves in at least 62 ways that i can think off)
Like aliens.
You were the one drving the enterprise! =3 (Sulu got sick)
That would explain the crash. As i had no idea.
PENISSESSS
Very schoolyard of you.
I stopped at "weird fat holes squirting milk" because it was the high point of my day and I wanted to preserve the rofls in my memory banks.
A wise choice.
Aliens do have breasts! Just look at your grandmother!
Zing!
I agree.Imagine if the monster from 'PREDATOR' was felmale.THAT would be ugly ! Anyway we can always expect the unknown !
I'd hit that.
TO ''yt1DER ''
You sick son of a bitch,how dare you !
yt1DER dares becuase he cares.
I've always been more of a personality guy anyways. My friends always said I'd screw a chair if it could carry on a conversation. Though honestly if I met a chair that could carry on a conversation I'd have to deeply consider the ramifications of doing anything other than running and a screaming in very shrill girl child voice.
I'd capture it and use it to get rich.
what? wookies females haven't breasts? all my erotic dreams are destroyed in cause of you! sigh! sigh!
I apologies for destroying your grandest wish.
Hah, I specifically thought this was funny in the game Mass Effect. Virtually screen worthy production values with the limitless frontier of full computer rendered actors. The Hanar were a good example of my point. But oh no, the girl aliens were still quite feminine, and shapely too. Lolz. Anywho, aliens don't even need to be recognizable as an animal shape period. As long as they have dexterous digits or limbs of some sort that have fine motor skills allowing them to manipulate tools, they could be spheres. Or puddles I dunno.
A telekentic sphear! WITH A BILLION NOBBY NOBS!
Who's to say an alien species even have the concept of male and female. They could be a unigendered species, or even tri-gendered.
Octogendered!
What if there is another gender out there that we know nothing of.
Everyone but you knows of them just fine.
O rly?
Orly has nothing to do with it. Don't bring him into this.
SuperGenX
Spock: Captine, we have recevied word that there are no alien women with boobs.
Kirk: Oh. Well head back to earth. Our mission is a failure.
SuperGenX: I TOLD YOU!!
Emptygoddess
Why are you on the enterprise? How come I don't get to be on the enterprise?! WAAAH! I am jealous and angry!