"Starlit skies of black and glitter, floating overhead. What a site that makes me titter ... that's what she said"
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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hot blooded. death to the free! something something kill all that you see!
°sight
*parsnips
haha, you'd make a good stand up :)
Not as good as you'd think.
hilarious! :D
but also sad at times... :(
Yup.
to the neighbour with 8 bloody annoying kids:
I just want you to know I have a shovel , one more or less won't be noticed.
Now she never let the kids play on the street if I might be home.
Five.
we all need to be more like Voltron tbh
yes. Yes we do.
Oh, you. You titan of wit!
That creates a disturbing mental image.
im gonna try the invisible wall thing lol
That is... not a good idea.
Lol, I think the Voltron one isn't that bad, hell I should say that my next business meeting.
It should become your buisness' motto. "we're more like voltron", use it in adds and stuff, you will make millions.
COCK
How very manly o you.
So many comments. You like to respond to people, don't you? Have you tried Alice Is Dead 2? If so, you'll be able to figure out this riddle.
Awesome
Read
Glance
Plow
Isolated
Rabid
Wishful
Adjective
Of course, I'm more expecting you, if you reply, to completely ignore this riddle. Let's see if you surprise me.
That as it stands seems like more of a word puzzle. then a riddle.
In middle school I once got really pissed off at the teacher and muttered to a few fellow students "Some people just need to be shot." Which wouldn't have been a big deal, except the next day was the Columbine anniversary. Oops.
That's pretty bad. At least you didn't have a bunch of drawings to back it up. Then they would have taken you out and had you shot.
I think if this news post could get more exposure Newgrounds would officially want your babies.
They can not have them.
You have a vagina, you will do fine here at Newgrounds.
You don't know me.
Voltron kicks ass! Infact, anyone who scoffs at such an amazing idea is clearly a moron.
Once while waiting in the security screening line at the airport I got the brilliant idea to ask myself aloud, "I wonder how easy would it be to sneak a bomb past the metal detector?" Yeah, that didn't go ever too well... Luckily the FAA guys didn't hear little bit of overflowing stupidity. Damn "Thief" games...
I can do ya one better on the job interview though. During the middle of an interview with the damn DoD I rather nonchalantly said," Yeah, the background check should be clean... well, unless the FBI has started investing me for software piracy and hasn't bother to tell me yet." Thank GOD she thought I was joking... *Phew*
Well, your article of conversational atrocities should keep me tied over 'till the next LoL.
Yeah. I'm lazy though. It could be years or even never tell the next one.
Do you say these kinds of things at every inappropriate moment or do these things just slip out at random. If the first then we have something in common.
It may surprise you to know that I do not actually like pissing people off. I also don't think it's particularly nice, or funny, to simply be mean or inappropriate for the sake of it.
I just say alot of stupid crap. Often.
I try to AVOID saying things so badly I make lists like this. I fail.
7 days after the incident, a mysterious man, Jammerjaw, alias "Revolver Bobcat" stepped into the bar. The moment he stepped in, the atmosphere began to grow more unwelcome with each passing moment. Nevertheless, he continued his stride, ignoring the glares and leers of the patrons, and situated himself at the bar.
The bartender was of an unknown gender, and kept many postings of thoughts and quibs on the wall. Jammer peered at them all, scanning them like a horny snake enjoying Japanese monster movies. The bartender was a very social, yet unsocial person. It's amazing they've been alive all these years, despite their ineptitude. Jammer has been tracking this bartender for quite a while now, waiting for the oportune moment to strike and avenge his brother's death. He had finally found them, but unfortunately was too thirsty to do any striking, so did not go through with it.
Like a moth in the superbowl, Jammer's lips began to chap as he asked for a cup of gatorade. The bartender, whose gender was solely unknown, I mean, it was like those people who have really feminine features, but have a voice like a man, and an adam's apple, but has breasts, but wasn't shemale, or transexual, and was an accountant, for a wrestling coliseum, but never had any girlfriends or boyfriends, and left the toilet seat up, and you can't ask them if they're a male or female because that would be very awkward, but your curiosity is piqued so high you just gotta know if they are or not. Like that, but wrapped in an internet sheet.
Reaching for the cup, the bartender glanced at Jammer and asked him his name. He quietly said, "Bob, as in Bobcat. Not like Robert or Bobby, or Robertson or any of those other names that derive from Bob"
"Ah" He/She said. He/she filled the cup to the brim with Megalixer and gave it to Jammer. Jammer drank it like a golden hedgehog on a small platform going 2,343 mph. All of his HP and MP were restored to maximum. Suddenly, everything began to get dark, and the bartender's cackle could be heard kind of like that one laugh that Ganondorf did in Ocarina of Time? well it was like that, only slightly feminine and echo-y.
Jammer then lost consciousness.
That was allot of video game references.
Also, Gatorade is not megaelixer. That bartender sucks.
I dont know why you WOULDN'T say these things. That was all awesome.
But mean, some of them were mean.
Olimar011
You're either a complete dick, or have an awesome sense of humour. :D
Emptygoddess
The first is most likely. Both are a possibility.