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Jilliums Hilliums @Emptygoddess

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Dick jokes!

What do you call a dick tracy who walks into a wall?

A guy who walked into a wall! Ahahaha... he was stupid.

So, its safe to assume you don't want me to have a great day then?

Assume nothing.

i want my money back :[

If you give me some in the first place, maybe. But probably not.

How you doing, anything new with you...well besides the fact you just played about 45 people into posting on your blog. :D

Played is such an ugly word. I prefer... manipulated? Hustled? Snookered! Ooo snookered is an awesome word.

OHOHOHO! Bolly! well met right-o. It seems you've exposed my facade. However, if ye where to relinquish but a credit card number to me I could obtain for you an ipod at no cost. What say you, ol' bean?

Stop talking like a freak and stop asking for credit card numbers.

Verily, dost thou make it one's wish to die?

That would be a terrible wish. Now i'm sad.

HEEEY I HAVENT BEEN ON FOR A WHILE I hope you make new lol flashes uhh hmm
what should I saaaaaaaaaaaaaay o.o I love... CHEESE and PIZZA and YOU and *just goes on and on*

they have in recent years starting putting the cheese ON the pizza. Try it out.

made me laugh so hard my explosive diarhea kicked it and blew up my ass... jk it was nice

... it was a nice post, or what happened with your ass was nice?

Wait, so you don't want us to have a great day?

I don't know anymore.

I was hoping for with te triple "!!!" means triple the 20 dollars XD XD
hey, a person can dream........cant they D:

Yes, but most of us dream of more then sixty dollars.

Hello? Hello! My phone died.

So true.

unless you're lieing.

wow, look at that, i got some magic money. you can have it if it would motivate you to make more legend of link.

sure. I like magic money as much as the next magic person.

Just reading the posts has been fun.

I didn't even get here through the conventional way, I clicked on the number 25, so I'm not sure what's going on.

I noticed the triple ! was only placed on the 'OR MORE!!!' so am I to assume that the first part about the $20 was true and you now owe everyone except from me $20? I don't count because I didn't click on this post for monetary gain, merely curiosity.

???

something like that.

I can relate to this quite well. When I went to a music festival last summer, this guy my friends and I were supposed to give a ride back home went to the hospital (still unclear why) and when my friend told me about it (at 4 in the morning) I said "At least we have more room in the van." so yeah...but yeah, I found a lot of these hilarious.

Room to streach your feet tis always nice.