You know the only reason you would go for a nutpunch is because that's the highest point you can reach...
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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I can only naturally reach about the upper shins. I have to get a step ladder for a nutpunch.
TL;DR-stupidity
I've always wondered what the point is of informing someone that you didn't read their post. Do some people just look around for posts that are over a certain length to then say 'I didn't read it'? If so that seems like far too much effort to me.
I enjoyed reading this.
I think you're lying. And lying is mean. Stop being mean.
whoever sat down and read this should dip their head in boiling water
So people who just posted comments should only boil their hands?
Damn, I read most of it.
Your fault, not mine.
I don't think the Brits use the word "cunt" to insult women. We have "slag" and "moose" but "cunt" is usually reserved for other men, for example: "Barry is a right old cunt."
But if a woman wanted to insult a man her best bet is to undermine his masculinity, usually by implying that he is a homosexual or by accusing him of having a small penis.
But you do raise an interesting point about the way in which words are used to cause hurt and how that hurt gives them more power. It's a self propagating whirlwind of linguistic misery, and we are all doomed to die.
I always thought it would be quite a challenge to write some corny erotic fiction and try to get it published but without using ANY sexual or "offensive" words. Instead, you'd have to coin euphemisms from everyday household words. So if you were to describe a blow-job you couldn't say,
"Tina got John's penis out and stuck it into her mouth,"
but instead,
"Tina pawed at John's groin, distracting him from the tele. John looked down to find that Tina had stuffed her gob full of pork."
And later, to finish the chapter,
"The muscles in John's meat-gland clenched aggressively and he fired all his mint-sauce into Tina's eye."
Continuing this trend for about 60 years would result in ALL words becoming as offensive as each other taking some of the stigma out of our language.
Or you'd just make it so we'd no longer be able to use mint-sauce without feeling dirty.
Thanks for ruining my favorite kind of sauce.
tl;dr
clearly though, it was interesting enough to respond to. And that at least can fill me with giddy like joy.
i got up to "Offensive words are funny. I think the most I've..."
too longz >.<
TL;DR
waste of time
Who wastes more time. The time waster or the person telling the time waster how much time they are wasting.
The answer: ... i uh... i forget who's who in what i just wrote. I think i wasted more time overall though.
Told like it is.
I guess? I'm not sure if I was actually presenting any kind of world view so much as... saying stupid pointless things. But thanks! Also I got to learn a new offensive acronym thingy. Is tl;dr new? Or have I (someone who has diarrhea of the word) just somehow avoided ever seeing it before?
Kudos, I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. And i wasn't the least bit offended, maybe you can try harder next time xD.
I'd rather not... Try harder that is. Offending you isn't something I really have control over.
*Worships*
Stop that. unless you're going to give me money. Then you may continue.
lord-of-all-hamsters
tl;dr... n****r
Emptygoddess
you said it. I... i think. I'm really not sure.