creepy.
Some day, i wish to be taller then i am today.
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Or shockingly beautiful?
Maybe the true purpose of the place you work at is to breed these ninja food vultures so that they may steal the food from the employees. It is a deliciously awful cycle, it is.
1. Breed food vultires.
2. Hire employees so that ninja food vultures may feed.
3. ????
4. Profit!!!
There are those back rooms i'm not alowed into. they could have birthing chambers... (or servers. But birthing chambers is cooler)
nice story, sadly most people are shameless that way.
Most people? You must live in a very sad place if most people are willing to steal your food.
You should find some way to get back at them.
I've started leaving poisoned pizza on my desk. Not enough to kill. Just enough to cause a mild stroke.
food vulture ninjas?!?!? thats crazy...
then again... wait! the last slice of pie is gone! it was there before and no one else is in the house! im scared...
umm... do food vulture ninjas carry weapons? i certainly hope not...
You'd have to ask them.
Damn. I'd like to meet that guy and have him show me the ropes. Or the pie anyway.
He took pizza. Not pie.
OdHero
Damn I thought this would raise issue of birds attacking people for food. It happens to me. I hate seagulls, I fucking hate them.
Emptygoddess
They hate you back.