Hey fellow humans!
My game Yolk Heroes is going to come out on Monday and it's Wishlist Wendsday or something like that.
If you could go wishlist my game we'd be cool. Best friends even. Be my best friend. I don't want to go back to the AAA mines, they beat me there.
Wishliiiiist: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2417850/Yolk_Heroes_A_Long_Tamago/
Anyone who wants to make fun of me is allowed five insults per wishlist they get. Go ahead. Mock me! I'm pretty mockable.
-Always
That person dumb enough to try and make their own game and attempt to sell it on the current market