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Everyone should have to wear goggles except when showering.

Posted by Emptygoddess - December 19th, 2011


Goggles are the most amazing things ever invited. Some might consider them the refuge of world war 1 pilots, idiots who ride motorcycles without helmets, and steampunk fans, but that doesn't need to be the case. Everyone should wear them all the time, except while showering... and sometimes even then.

You don't think you need goggles in the shower, but anyone who has gotten shampoo in their eyes knows there are times they're useful. Way more useful then shower caps at least. Those things look wacky.

Have you ever been walking down the street, and then a man throws a snowball with a rock in it at you. Or worse yet, you try and shoot out a metal sign with a Red Ryder BB gun, and the pellet bounces back and makes your eyeball explode in its socket all graphically? Now if you'd been wearing goggles that wouldn't have happened. Though you would have cracked your bitchen goggles, which is almost as targic.

Goggles go with every kind of clothing, evening wear, casual wear, naked wear, upside down wear, outfits made entire of goggles wear.

The only time it is not okay to wear goggles is......... if a man has threatened to melt the world with some kind of acid, if anyone puts goggles on. If you wear goggles when this happens, you're just being rude.


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BUT THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

That is part of their charm.

I'd rather wear flat lens glasses like a hipster douche than look anything like Wonchop.

wear both! Be a hero!

wonchop did it first, such a trend setting hipster.

I don't know who wonchop is. But i'm sure if they wear goggles, they're semi okay.

May I have proof that your goggles with naked wear is fashionable?
I would like you to be in the photo por favor.

No.

Goggles are sexy luis.

No.

But then I would look like an anime character. =(

No.

Darn, you Pjorg!

No.

I love you. And Goggles! But mostly you.

Yay.

I'd rather grow a mustache. Only a mustache. A burly mustache.

When I learn to Animate with Flash, this is going to be the Story board of that Animation.

Then people will all love it, and Newgrounds wouldn't be able to help it but pay me massive monies to continue.

Then I will contribute to your whoring of playing Smash Bros. Brawl, and we'll both have infinite Monies!

It's genius!