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...so here I am, in the country of Japan.
I'm in the future of course, for anyone that's worried on Friday the world has still not ended.
I went to the McDonalds here, mostly to see what it was like. I saw something that shocked me to my very core. Here, and apparently in Malaysia, they have a burger with four meat patties. They call it a mega mac.
It is decadence without cause, an example of human gluttony taken to near exotic proportions. It is on par with the burger that uses grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, or the KFC sandwich with chicken for bread. The pizza that's also a burger. It is no longer a meal, and becomes an ordeal.
I do not understand.
Why in a country known for its healthier eating habits and lifestyle from the US would they have something like this?
The burger is bigger than some people I have met here. If it came alive through the power of magical crazy burger magic, it could go on a killing rampage and begin eating humans. Nothing could stop it.
That said, it's not much more expensive then a normal big mac or a double quarter pounder, so if you desire that much meat it's a good deal.
I have not nor will I eat it, as I do not desire that much meat.
Also, I'm pretty sure the crows and ravens and things here in Japan are watching me.